DO NOTHING. Unleash DREAMS
WHAT IT IS
The Story
Pump isn’t here to change the world. It’s not solving global warming, it’s not decentralising anything, and it definitely isn’t going to revolutionise the blockchain. Pump knows exactly what it is: a coin that’s here for one reason — to pump.
Why Pump?
Because why not? We’ve all accepted that half the crypto world runs on vibes, memes, and a sprinkle of FOMO. Pump doesn’t promise utility, innovation, or even to do anything useful. But what it does promise is pure, unadulterated hype.
PHILOSOPHY
The Philosophy of Pump
The Philosophy of Pump
The Philosophy of Pump
Pump doesn’t care if you “get it.” There’s no whitepaper. No roadmap. No confusing jargon about scalability or smart contracts. Pump is raw, unapologetic energy—a middle finger to seriousness and a wink to anyone who’s in on the joke.
How Pump Works
The Philosophy of Pump
The Philosophy of Pump
- Step 1: Get some Pump.
- Step 2: …Pump?
- Step 3: Profit? Maybe? Who cares—you’re here for the ride.
The Rules of Pump
The Philosophy of Pump
The Rules of Pump
- There are no rules.
- See Rule 1.
Pump. It does nothing. And it does it beautifully.